Random Humor

Satire is good , its a way of indirectly highlighting something with great authority
Jesting is good, its a way of directly highlighting something to someone else but with the crucial aspect of removing the personal signature of the dictating , threatening or know all aspect of ego

The emperor whos spirit is crippled through ego, can have his crippled spirit healed , informed and thus rebalanced through the language of jest, that is why the fool is given great importance , can even be more crucial than the emperor, because the language of jest is a "secret key" to unlocking the back door of the being that is prisoner of a crippled ego , but if that jest is delivered at an innoppurtune moment then its curtains for the fool because it will be like a lance into a poisoned bruise, so the fool senses the timing to an emotional precision

But that is the active creative fool , there are always another extreme , there is another type of fool, this is a crippled fool that has lost its magic, it no longer speaks through jest, has lost the ability for satire , and do you know what language this fool speaks Dramaqueen ? its mockery

It mocks others and feeds of that energy , mockery , the residence of the creatively vacuous

Which kind of fool are you then

This guy tells you how the government really works, while he bashes anything around him with a baseball bat

http://www.vidmax.com/video/60580/This_guy_tells_you_how_the_government_really_works__while_he_bashes_anything_around_him_with_a_baseball_bat/

I love his videos. He just makes me want to go smash things up too! He's part of the Ron Paul Revolution.

You can sell every asset in America three times over, every business, ever building, factory, house, car etc. and you will still not be able to pay back its debt.

But we can sit in a theater with almost 20% unemployment and watch the world's most expensive movie while Constitutional rights are being eliminated toward a total fascist police big brother state.

Ooooh yeah...pass that doobie and the 3-D glasses.

Quicksilver's favorite TV shows...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most_Shocking

Video excerpts...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
http://www.trutv.com/video/shows/most-shocking.html
http://nashentertainment.com/television/mostshocking/videos.html

"he got a Thai massage he'll never forget".

Speaking of reality t.v.... Have you guys heard of this latest MTV reality show called Jersey Shore? To sum it up, it's like The Real World series but with guidos and guidettes from the East Coast, living in the same house. It is the most degenerate reality t.v. show I have ever seen.

http://www.mtv.com/videos/jersey-shore-ep-1-a-new-family/1627105/playlist.jhtml

This show has started a whole shit storm in America. The Italian American community has gone on a rampage because of this t.v. show. I am so sick of hearing about it, but you can't even go anywhere without everyone talking about it.

Their bringin 3D TV into uk homes as we speak

On aVatar , i was wonderin about the blue skinned avatars , cameron maybe spinning of from hindu, Krishna, seen by hindus as an "avatar" of the divine

God or Man?
According to Hindu mythology, Krishna was born on earth so that the balance of good in the world could be restored. But, there are many conflicting theories regarding his Godhood. Although, Krishna's story depicts him as the ultimate Lord of the Universe, whether Krishna himself is God or man is still a contentious matter in Hinduism.

Hindus believe that Jesus, like Lord Krishna, is just another avatar of the Divine, who came down to show humanity in the righteous way of life. This is another point where Krishna resembles Christ, a figure who is both "fully human and fully divine."

Krishna and Jesus were both saviors of mankind and avatars of God who have returned to earth at an especially critical time in the lives of their people. They were the incarnates of the Divine Being Himself in human form to teach human beings divine love, divine power, divine wisdom, and lead the benighted world towards the light of God.

REality TV = 99% shit, 1 % noshit , its tough to find that 1% though unless your planted by the tv

This is so out there, it just brings a smile to my face.

Project Camelot needs to interview this man:



Something tells me he knows the whole story. lmao

Disclaimer:

Do or do not watch clip on drugs

Death Metal Rooster


Humans, the stupidest species on Earth

From the stupid human video after the laughs have stopped
"all cows do is walk about and graize"
Really ?
but they are a peaceful entity , they dont wage war on other species , they dont try to farm humans , they emanate a peaceful vibe, the hindus loved them, and the nubians, they perceived more than the visual from them , there was a synergestic relationship

And how do they get so big on grass ?
The cow takes nothing but water, grass and grain, while it gives of its milk, as does the liberated soul give of his spiritual knowledge.

Billl hicks material via Sacred cow ?

The cow is a lunar symbol, aligning itself with feminine (yin) qualities
The cows stomach has 4 compartments
The Egyptian goddess Nut is sometimes depicted with the cow having four stars on its belly. This represents the four cosmic quadrants of the earth, and the respective flavor each directional energy freely flows through each of these corners.

Also in Egyptian mythology, Hathor was an ancient goddess worshipped as a cow-deity. Hathor was the Great Mother gooddess of joy, and was considered the nourisher of all things. She was originally a personification of the Milky Way, which was seen as the milk that flowed from the udders of a heavenly cow. She was also considered a protective goddess and an emblem of royalty.




MADCOW SACREDCOW INVESTIGATION

This guy cracks me up, the Brits seem to have this penetrating humor
that goes right to the bone, meet Eddie Izzard:

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Well, looks like I won't be planning in trip to the Pimple Republik of
Kanada anytime soon:

Those all are so funny, couldn't watch the folks hurting themselves. How dare they desecrate the sacred cow Kapis!

I got the art of mimicking from my mother. I can do rooster, chicken and chick language. When I do the lost chick noise the roosters and hens get very disturbed, they all run to me looking for the chick! I got the cat language down too. Those animals crack me up!

seen a lot of Izzard over the years TG , a smart cooky for sure

Remember MIchael Flatley and the rIverdance

Entre Stavros Flatley

WARNING. This is gross as hell. But I laughed my ass off anyway. Whoa is me.

Man spends 6 years injecting silicone into his PENIS

http://www.videosift.com/video/Man-spends-6-years-injecting-silicone-into-his-PENIS

My hope for humanity just went down another notch.

Flames wrote:WARNING. This is gross as hell. But I laughed my ass off anyway. Whoa is me.

Man spends 6 years injecting silicone into his PENIS

http://www.videosift.com/video/Man-spends-6-years-injecting-silicone-into-his-PENIS

My hope for humanity just went down another notch.

NO I DIDN'T LOOK...My imagination was good enough...

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Good call with the Monty Python, Haudenosaunee!

Doug Stanhope: Voice of America on FEAR

Awe shit, Flames, the guy injects silicone into his Mr. Roberts, I don't
even want to open that link up, geezuz.

humanity lol

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1927354 (<~~can't embed)





C'mon. Is there really any hope for this species?

I remember the Arnold shot when I was younger and just as cocky as
Arnold, the only difference is he's a psychopath and I'm not.

As for the Black newscaster, looks like while on the job he's a 'white'
dude and off the job a Black.

The psychopath Blair claimed to take divine guidance on his decisions to invade iraq

*EDIT* *OOOPS *Just noticed TG already posted this*

Here is a video that has been causing a whole shit storm on the internets.

Location: West Oakland

Hoodlum talks shit to 67 year old Vietnam veteran and get his ass CREAMED.



"brang the amber lamps!"

*Note how the crazy black lady who is filming the whole thing steals Epic Beard Guy's bag at the end!!!

For more on this crazy story:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ebg

"THE CLIP YOU DIDN'T SEE"