Random Humor

Truly a historical moment; we have finally achieved the lowest common
denominator...

Most people are so fucking dumb, it takes great effort to set a disguise to the dumb fucks from recognizing the fact that YOU know that they're retarded. Gotta play stupid just to play their game. This creates an unusual conflict. If you have a mind that reasons, you're up against the horde of zombies who will eat your asshole.

That, Flames, was just about the funniest fucking thing I've read in
months if not years...

I must admit...it is truly...a...gem.

Sounds almost like that horde of zombies, Flames, has caught up with
you and are about to eat your asshole.

...the cart was going for the touchdown, but got taken down on the ten yard line.

My favorite part is where the fat guy in the blue shirt (in the passenger seat) just voluntarily dives off of the cart, like he was being hijacked.

The careful observer will note this man's futile attempt at actually trying to steer the cart. HAHAHA

Just imagine the shock and confusion of standing still doing your thing, and all of the sudden you're sitting in the passenger seat of a golf cart, headed for the end zone.

In a nutty way, it's like watching some goofy, modern day, JFK assassination video. I keep rewinding it in a similar fashion. And WTF is up with all of the PINK PANTS!?

Oh Universe, you make me laugh sometimes.

Wasn't that made for entertainment wrestling moron killed in an
IED explosion while in Afghanistan?

No, Flames, I was not referring to Pay Tillman; I am too familiar with
what happened. My comment was a bit of dark humor; because the
guy obviously looks mentally impaired

Jake the snake was the best at making promos. He could make heel promos and get a face reaction. Theres actually a story about how they tried to make him hulk hogans rival at one point in a feud but half the audience would chant jake the snake instead of hulkamania. Very popular guy his documentary is actually really sad. His childhood was messed up. His sister at 18 married an older man who divorced his wife just to marry her. the widow hired a man to kidnap his sister and they murdered her in a van.



anyway, now for the funny

someone who is actually cool

Flames and Highnoon!



I watched this and my second thought (yeah I know, a secondary thought) after finding it humorous was...did that buffalo suffer at the hands of these producers or trainers and why did I think it to be so funny. Maybe it was the silliness of the song or that dudes hair blowing in the wind. I'd like to think that the buffalo wasn't short changed somehow. Probably because I couldn't find it funny anymore if I thought the buffalo was abused. Couldn't seem to find much info though as to how this buffalo and the other "non-human" entity's in this movie were treated...as bad as it may be of me, i must say that i still think it is funny. Must be the song...The movie is called 'Buffalo Rider.

Most adjective filled rant ever...Ha! And as someone said in the comments "And not a single forget was given that day".

Hi Flames, that first video of the comedian was funny. He has a unusual, unique style.
In response to your question about the rant, I can't say for sure if other americans feel the same level of frustration expressed in the video. Perhaps many do, but they just don't know how to put it out there or give word and voice to the inner angst. I do think he vented his rage in a healthy way, better to vocalize then to go about smashing things. Not that smashing things can't bring about its own kind of satisfaction and release. Speaking for myself when I get those fits of anger... I really need to start an exercise routine

Random humor? Okay, try this...

the Brookings Institute, a 'think tank' in Washington. It means they 'institute policy.'

Here is from their site; I pasted it here so be sure to notice their 'three broad goals'
in blue bold font, then we'll laugh later...

Quality. [quality of deception] Independence. [independent from any human normalcy] Impact. [impact of bombs]

The Brookings Institution is a nonprofit public [but serves private interests] policy organization based in Washington, DC. Our mission is to conduct high-quality, independent research and, based on that research, to provide innovative, practical recommendations that advance three broad goals:

Strengthen American democracy;
Foster the economic and social welfare, security and opportunity of all Americans and
Secure a more open, safe, prosperous and cooperative international system.

Brookings is proud to be consistently ranked as the most influential, most quoted and most trusted think tank.

Take a look around the world, at America, at the massive level of financial corruption
(Goldman Sachs is hemorrhaging whistleblowers) that has been going on, and then
demonstrate a 'strengthened American democracy', 'economic and social welfare' and
a 'more safe [they are getting ready to bomb the living shit out of Syria] prosperous
and cooperative international system' that the 'think tank' the Brookings Institute
claims as its three broad goals?

Now we can all laugh...

5 hours of alex jones going insane

Alex was inserted to pilot the truth/conspiracy pop alternative media genre.