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Post  tgII Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:37

Dumb ass.

Anyone see the recent video FKN News with Deek? Well, if you
haven't you may want to and then go back and watch this video
of the shit head getting bit by this small shark.

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Post  quicksilvercrescendo Sun 20 Jun 2010, 12:36

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Post  seraphim Wed 07 Jul 2010, 03:14

That video really got me thinking, couldn't help but post this.
Because of a bizarre thing that happened to me I accidentally programmed myself to get kind of ill if I watch anyone getting physically hurt. It sounds crazy but I couldn't watch that video. Now that's insane!
Then I had a great thought on how to end worldwide violence and war and that's if people were subjected to what the man on A Clockwork Orange had gone through, but in a humane way.
People would of course still be able to fight and defend it's just watching it that makes one sick, but if they did become violent, it wouldn't be tolerated and put to a stop immediately that's if most the population were programmed not to like it.
But it seems people are programmed to kill instead.

Now all this gets into mind control. And how the controllers know everything and entire the makeup of a person, and where and how they do the mind control, I'll talk later about.
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Post  seraphim Wed 07 Jul 2010, 04:47

Willpower is almost nonexistent.

Folks are invaded with all kinds of things.

You don't have to be a slave
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Post  tgII Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:30

It's hard to believe actually that people can be so God damn fucking stupid.
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Post  highnoon Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:41

so when would he have stopped if the thing didnt finally break?

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Post  KapitanScarlet Thu 29 Jul 2010, 20:19

It looks like a piece of about 8mm plywood, id liked to have swapped that with a nice piece of hardwood , which if he continued, he would not have completed the video due to a split skull
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Post  highnoon Tue 03 Aug 2010, 17:17

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Post  quicksilvercrescendo Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:07

Are you ready America?
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Post  tgII Mon 16 Aug 2010, 04:51

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I understand the AA12 is close to production.
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Post  tgII Mon 16 Aug 2010, 08:01

Yeah, Flames, I don't know what's more sinister, the damn
fully automatic AA12 or the mind of an engineer who thinks
this destructive shit up?

"Yes mam, we clocked you doing 37mph in a 35mph zone, would
you prefer 50,000v off my taser or would you prefer to be
shredded by this shotgun?"


While we're on the subject of weaponry, you really have to wonder.

You've come a long way baby, from the 'primitive' M60 machine
gun to the Raptor.



Want one?

Imagine if John F. Kennedy had one of these babies in the
follow-up car with Clint Hill at the trigger in Dallas? The DAL-Tex
Building would have been turned into a fine dust and the second
floor shooter vaporized. And the shooter behind the wall up on
the Grassy Knoll, turned to a bloody pulped mess.

This stuff is sold like air conditioners and heating units:



Want an upgrade, try this baby on for size:



How about this one, got a pesky terrorist problem,
this should do the trick:



Weapons technicians and engineers, these guys are in a
class of their own:



Just to kill people; how is that for 'black humor?'
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Post  highnoon Sat 21 Aug 2010, 18:15

i believe terry crews shoots teh aa12 in the new movie the expendables.

clears a hallway of like 50 men in 10 seconds
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