Random Humor

Dumb ass.

Anyone see the recent video FKN News with Deek? Well, if you
haven't you may want to and then go back and watch this video
of the shit head getting bit by this small shark.

• Death to Morons says God

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That video really got me thinking, couldn't help but post this.
Because of a bizarre thing that happened to me I accidentally programmed myself to get kind of ill if I watch anyone getting physically hurt. It sounds crazy but I couldn't watch that video. Now that's insane!
Then I had a great thought on how to end worldwide violence and war and that's if people were subjected to what the man on A Clockwork Orange had gone through, but in a humane way.
People would of course still be able to fight and defend it's just watching it that makes one sick, but if they did become violent, it wouldn't be tolerated and put to a stop immediately that's if most the population were programmed not to like it.
But it seems people are programmed to kill instead.

Now all this gets into mind control. And how the controllers know everything and entire the makeup of a person, and where and how they do the mind control, I'll talk later about.

Seraphim, very interesting. You know what I thought of when I watched that clip? Toxoplasma! Remember that post awhile back about those parasites that forced rats right into the areas of their prey (cats)? The main theme: parasite gets host to kill itself so parasite can infest a new host.

And remember in the post where I mentioned a surgeon noting similarities of men in motorcycle accidents having high levels of infestation from toxoplasma?! Also, the cricket that committed suicide in the water, only to have a parasite emerge from its skull!? Maybe I'm nuts, but I can't help but to think about that. It's been on my mind a lot.

Simply put, it's as if people are literally trying to hurt themselves today.

It's also noteworthy how words such as "fail" are used as a 'commercial' word. People just love it. Words like "success" are not interesting, discarded from the whole, irrelevant. I am fascinated in observing cultural trends, as they continue.

Willpower is almost nonexistent.

Folks are invaded with all kinds of things.

You don't have to be a slave

TG, are you out there somewhere? I thought you'd get a kick out of this one...



How 'bout that. Just think if that's what the 'Annunaki' are really like...

omg Flames That is messed up!

Don't give up!!

so when would he have stopped if the thing didnt finally break?

As crazy as that kid seemed to be, I think maybe he would have beaten himself over the head for hours until he finally succeeded. As lol-worthy as the video was, I wonder what kind of trauma he was being dealt by life, to make him consider helping others to be inspired, in such a way.

It looks like a piece of about 8mm plywood, id liked to have swapped that with a nice piece of hardwood , which if he continued, he would not have completed the video due to a split skull

Are you ready America?

HOLY SHIT, TG!!

Can you imagine if some of those AA12's ended up on the black market (which I'm sure they will in the future)? What if these shotguns ended up in the hands of those Mexican drug cartels? There is just no way a police force could fuck with a gang or even a single man with that shotgun.

Or just think of those lone gunmen school shooters, they would be able to carve up a whole university with one of those shotguns.

The police force would pretty much have to start packing those as well. I can imagine, in the future, that the S.W.A.T. teams, and some of the bigger city police forces will ultimately be supplying these guns, at some point. Especially due to the inevitable "civil unrest" that will be occurring anytime now.

For some reason I am reminded of these bank robbers. If these bank robbers were carrying those AA12's this shoot out may as well still be going on to this day, and this fiasco was way back in 1997.



Man, I bet the police are just chomping at the bit, waiting to show up one day to work, to find themselves being issued AA12's. If tasers ever become passe', I can just imagine a scenario:

Officer: "maam, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle"

Lady: "but officer, I wasn't even speeding"

Officer: "lady, I'm going to ask you one more time to step out of your vehicle"

Officer: "too late, looks like you're going to be eating a fragmentation grenade"

***Law Enforcement 2025***

Yeah, Flames, I don't know what's more sinister, the damn
fully automatic AA12 or the mind of an engineer who thinks
this destructive shit up?

"Yes mam, we clocked you doing 37mph in a 35mph zone, would
you prefer 50,000v off my taser or would you prefer to be
shredded by this shotgun?"

While we're on the subject of weaponry, you really have to wonder.

You've come a long way baby, from the 'primitive' M60 machine
gun to the Raptor.

Want one?

Imagine if John F. Kennedy had one of these babies in the
follow-up car with Clint Hill at the trigger in Dallas? The DAL-Tex
Building would have been turned into a fine dust and the second
floor shooter vaporized. And the shooter behind the wall up on
the Grassy Knoll, turned to a bloody pulped mess.

This stuff is sold like air conditioners and heating units:

Want an upgrade, try this baby on for size:

How about this one, got a pesky terrorist problem,
this should do the trick:

Weapons technicians and engineers, these guys are in a
class of their own:

Just to kill people; how is that for 'black humor?'

Just to kill people; how is that for 'black humor?'

Weapons technicians and engineers, these guys are in a
class of their own:

Yeah, I can't even fathom, sitting around thinking all day long about how to come up with better ways to kill people. Enough is never enough when all is total war.

I have heard somewhere that one of these killer drone locations in Colorado actually have employed some of the best video game players who actually operate them remotely. I have no idea if that's true or not. But it wouldn't surprise me any.

The day I see all of these high tech military weapons finally end up in the hands of the police force, here is what my laugh will probably sound like on that day (minus the moped of course).

i believe terry crews shoots teh aa12 in the new movie the expendables.

clears a hallway of like 50 men in 10 seconds

For some reason, I am posting this here, because I thought of QSC.

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