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Post  tgII on Sat 13 Mar 2010, 07:08

Watch this video and consider then that perhaps euthanasia,
eugenics and depopulation might not be such a bad thing after
all. This shit has me seriously wondering now.



Eugenics, it's time has come. Sad
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Re: Random Humor

Post  seraphim on Sat 20 Mar 2010, 03:26

Flames, gosh darn, good thing that balloon guy didn't try that out on his blow up doll!!! Laughing
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Post  tgII on Sat 20 Mar 2010, 09:02

That little tike has his right hand where it counts, human
sexuality, this guys off to a good start.
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Re: Random Humor

Post  quicksilvercrescendo on Mon 22 Mar 2010, 07:23

Dodge ball...nanny style...

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Re: Random Humor

Post  tgII on Mon 22 Mar 2010, 23:02

So there are some useful reasons for CTV cameras. That is one
very smart concerned father.

Now comes punishment time, what say we strap her to a gurney
and put her out of her misery with 50ml of the ultra-quick acting
Sodium thiopental followed immediately with 200ml of Potassium
chloride.


Sweet dreams, we could bring the little abused Johnny to the eugenics
clinic and say, "Here little Johnny, let's play a game, just push this little
green lever here"
, and the last thing this woman sees is little Johnny's
face as she fades off into the void. Johnny would never know because
he was just playing a game. Twisted Evil

Eugenics is looking better and better all the time.
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Post  KapitanScarlet on Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:23

its so easy to condition people tG ... frightening What a Face

Id like to share a little story given to me by my mother from her yoga group

The Atheist

One day the atheist was walking through the forest when he heard some strange growling noises close to him
To his horror he detected that a large brown bear was on his trail
He began to run , but pretty soon, a large dark figure thumped on to his body and began to strangle the life out of him showing its huge teeth
The atheist screamed " Oh GOd help me "

Then a strange seizure of time occured during which the atheist heard a boomin voice from somewhere in the forest

"Youve spent your life saying you dont beleive in me and preached to people that i dont exist but now that your very life is threatened you call out to me , will you now beleive in me "

The atheist regains some of his bravado and screams "theres no way your converting me to a christian god , if your so godly why dont you convert this bear into a christian "

At that moment, the bear released its grip on the aetheist, and sat down with cross legs and purred ......For what i am about to receive , i give thanks to the Lord Razz
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Re: Random Humor

Post  seraphim on Sat 27 Mar 2010, 23:01

That was a beary funny joke from your mom Kapis! Laughing

Quicksilvercrescendo, how about a dose of oxycontin for that sick gal in that video, that's what causes a gal to love her baby and take care of it. The creators thought of everything, I'm sure without that chemical there would be more dead babies.
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Re: Random Humor

Post  KapitanScarlet on Sat 22 May 2010, 09:20

Very Happy good one on satan

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Re: Random Humor

Post  KapitanScarlet on Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:45

I laughed out loud when USA scored and they cut to beckhams dismayed demeanour
My only critique of that piece flames is that Beckham has not evolved the knots and crosses to experience "existential despair" Very Happy
i think what was reflected on his face was probably nothing to do with the game , more him having a rare moment of genuine thought and he was struggling with its contents
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Re: Random Humor

Post  tgII on Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:22

Fuckin' Brits.
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Re: Random Humor

Post  tgII on Tue 15 Jun 2010, 00:23

Okay, we've got the Arabs on the run now:

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Re: Random Humor

Post  tgII on Wed 16 Jun 2010, 02:23

Flames, the big difference is the nigga rappa knew the conveyor
was rotating and like a typical rapper jumped on it for performance.

Funny, but the Arab boy made me laugh my ass off even harder
when I looked at it a second time after looking at the nigga rapper
bouncing off the conveyor intentionally.

Hey, guess what, apparently these two Al Queda operatives were
busted the other day.

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Re: Random Humor

Post  seraphim on Fri 18 Jun 2010, 05:52

The Arab man was such a girl!
They were both hilarious!
I'll have to find some perverted fun on the internet now! I've got to get Anubis on video, she humps her stuffed animal a mile a minute and growls at it and then deliberately goes and pushes it down the stairs! That poor stuffed animal has got it rough.
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