Random Humor

Watch this video and consider then that perhaps euthanasia,
eugenics and depopulation might not be such a bad thing after
all. This shit has me seriously wondering now.

Eugenics, it's time has come.

Flames, gosh darn, good thing that balloon guy didn't try that out on his blow up doll!!!

That little tike has his right hand where it counts, human
sexuality, this guys off to a good start.

Dodge ball...nanny style...

So there are some useful reasons for CTV cameras. That is one
very smart concerned father.

Now comes punishment time, what say we strap her to a gurney
and put her out of her misery with 50ml of the ultra-quick acting
Sodium thiopental followed immediately with 200ml of Potassium
chloride.

Sweet dreams, we could bring the little abused Johnny to the eugenics
clinic and say, "Here little Johnny, let's play a game, just push this little
green lever here", and the last thing this woman sees is little Johnny's
face as she fades off into the void. Johnny would never know because
he was just playing a game.

Eugenics is looking better and better all the time.

its so easy to condition people tG ... frightening

Id like to share a little story given to me by my mother from her yoga group

The Atheist

One day the atheist was walking through the forest when he heard some strange growling noises close to him
To his horror he detected that a large brown bear was on his trail
He began to run , but pretty soon, a large dark figure thumped on to his body and began to strangle the life out of him showing its huge teeth
The atheist screamed " Oh GOd help me "

Then a strange seizure of time occured during which the atheist heard a boomin voice from somewhere in the forest

"Youve spent your life saying you dont beleive in me and preached to people that i dont exist but now that your very life is threatened you call out to me , will you now beleive in me "

The atheist regains some of his bravado and screams "theres no way your converting me to a christian god , if your so godly why dont you convert this bear into a christian "

At that moment, the bear released its grip on the aetheist, and sat down with cross legs and purred ......For what i am about to receive , i give thanks to the Lord

Kapis, "Fundamentalist Christian Bears". I'm staying out of the woods.

That was a beary funny joke from your mom Kapis!

Quicksilvercrescendo, how about a dose of oxycontin for that sick gal in that video, that's what causes a gal to love her baby and take care of it. The creators thought of everything, I'm sure without that chemical there would be more dead babies.

Last night was one of the funniest South Park episodes I've ever seen:

Season Season 14: Medicinal Fried Chicken

Cartman is surprised to find his favorite restaurant has been turned into a medical marijuana dispensary

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/267110

^ Link to episode.

Man. They nailed it all with this one: Random pope jokes, Scarface Cartmen, the town's men giving themselves testicular cancer to get medicinal marijuana, the whole nine yards...

iggy investigates an ipad



pretty expensive cat toy!

The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1405/

Episode 200

Last weeks episode was delightful. The South Park creators Trey Parker, and Matt stone shit all over Tom Cruise, Tim Burton, Jimmy Buffett, Oprah, Paris Hilton, you name it. In fact Tom Cruise plays a fudge packer working in a chocolate factory.

Jesus and the Super Best Friends club send the prophet Muhammad over to Tom Cruise to complete Cruises' ransom demand. Disguised as a team mascot, Muhammad is handed over to an insane cult of "gingers" or red heads. Muhammad is disguised of course because nobody can see his face or any part of his body.

I read an article that an "extremist" group have "warned" the South Park creators that they are going to wind up like that Danish dude who was recently murdered for drawing a picture of Muhammad. LOL

Highly recommended episode.

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good one on satan

I laughed out loud when USA scored and they cut to beckhams dismayed demeanour
My only critique of that piece flames is that Beckham has not evolved the knots and crosses to experience "existential despair"
i think what was reflected on his face was probably nothing to do with the game , more him having a rare moment of genuine thought and he was struggling with its contents

Fuckin' Brits.

Take a look at Obama's sly smile. His face says it all. Not sure exactly who he's looking at. But it looks like he even had half a mind to pose his smile for the camera.

Obama: "Those suka's!!"

Okay, we've got the Arabs on the run now:

^ Hahahahaha

It helps to not wear a skirt while exercising...

Here is my all time favorite treadmill fail. Every time I watch it, it just gets funnier and funnier:



So many things happen in the span of 44 seconds.

Flames, the big difference is the nigga rappa knew the conveyor
was rotating and like a typical rapper jumped on it for performance.

Funny, but the Arab boy made me laugh my ass off even harder
when I looked at it a second time after looking at the nigga rapper
bouncing off the conveyor intentionally.

Hey, guess what, apparently these two Al Queda operatives were
busted the other day.

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The Arab man was such a girl!
They were both hilarious!
I'll have to find some perverted fun on the internet now! I've got to get Anubis on video, she humps her stuffed animal a mile a minute and growls at it and then deliberately goes and pushes it down the stairs! That poor stuffed animal has got it rough.

I guess nobody ever told this guy that sharks.... tend to bite.