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Random Humor
Flames on Mon 21 Dec 2009 - 22:16
I confess that I have failblog bookmarked and I visit it frequently. Share your random humor, so we can sit back and laugh at some of the sillier sides to life.
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Re: Random Humor
Flames on Wed 23 Dec 2009 - 0:39
'tis the season...
Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.
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Re: Random Humor
Kapis on Wed 23 Dec 2009 - 1:35
thats terrible that ski accident but if u think about it, doing about 90mph on 2 slippery
boards on ice, then jumping , has additional elements of danger in it
boards on ice, then jumping , has additional elements of danger in it
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Re: Random Humor
quicksilvercrescendo on Wed 23 Dec 2009 - 2:45
Fuck that snowboarder and his ankles. Foolish activity taken to foolish heights.
Should have smacked his head on a rock and decorated the snow-covered slope with a crimson streak...and at least made it...art.
The picture of the fake dude hanging from the roof is funny.
I made a dummy just like that...very lifelike and stuck a huge knife in its chest with fake blood all over it.
I then would hang the dummy from high tree limb by a rope through an eye hook that extended over a walking path.
Every Halloween the trick or treaters would have to walk down this path to get to my apartment building to start knocking on multiple doors for candy. As they walk down the path, I would release my hold on the rope and allow the dummy to fall from the tree right in front of them. The path was dimly lit but well enough for the freak out factor to reach humorous heights.
Kids would scatter...and scream...and then we would blast the manic laughing of Ozzy Osbourne edited and looped from the boom box turned on full blast. Myself and my buddy were dressed in black hooded cloaks with the sunglasses with red lights in them and would further chase them up the path and around the yard...yelling and hooting.
All tricks..no treats.
Should have smacked his head on a rock and decorated the snow-covered slope with a crimson streak...and at least made it...art.
The picture of the fake dude hanging from the roof is funny.
I made a dummy just like that...very lifelike and stuck a huge knife in its chest with fake blood all over it.
I then would hang the dummy from high tree limb by a rope through an eye hook that extended over a walking path.
Every Halloween the trick or treaters would have to walk down this path to get to my apartment building to start knocking on multiple doors for candy. As they walk down the path, I would release my hold on the rope and allow the dummy to fall from the tree right in front of them. The path was dimly lit but well enough for the freak out factor to reach humorous heights.
Kids would scatter...and scream...and then we would blast the manic laughing of Ozzy Osbourne edited and looped from the boom box turned on full blast. Myself and my buddy were dressed in black hooded cloaks with the sunglasses with red lights in them and would further chase them up the path and around the yard...yelling and hooting.
All tricks..no treats.
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Re: Random Humor
seraphim on Wed 23 Dec 2009 - 23:32
LOL, scare them good!!
You diverted my attention once again Flames
You diverted my attention once again Flames
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Re: Random Humor
tgII on Thu 24 Dec 2009 - 1:23
The 'skier' jumps off an ice mound intentionally built to propel a skier
at an increased velocity of about fifty miles per hour so that another
thrill can be more intensely experienced, I swear, I'm living on a
planet of cretins and idiots.
Imagine all the time, energy, the rescue services, money, supplies,
transport and people that were involved to save this guy from his
own macabre existence?
Is it any wonder this elite crowd is intent on exterminating us?
at an increased velocity of about fifty miles per hour so that another
thrill can be more intensely experienced, I swear, I'm living on a
planet of cretins and idiots.
Imagine all the time, energy, the rescue services, money, supplies,
transport and people that were involved to save this guy from his
own macabre existence?
Is it any wonder this elite crowd is intent on exterminating us?
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Re: Random Humor
Flames on Wed 30 Dec 2009 - 8:29
Fuck that snowboarder and his ankles. Foolish activity taken to foolish heights.
Should have smacked his head on a rock and decorated the snow-covered slope with a crimson streak...and at least made it...art.
I appreciate that thought, I really do. Whenever I reply to people in such a manner as that, I always get "how dare you, sir!" "how dare you say such a thing!" Maybe I'm evil, or maybe they fail to understand.
I made a dummy just like that...very lifelike and stuck a huge knife in its chest with fake blood all over it.
HAHAHA. That's awesome. People need to appreciate that sort of creativity.
I swear, I'm living on a
planet of cretins and idiots.
I think it's safe to say that is empirically true. You could spend a life time watching all of the extremely destructive and degenerate stuff people do on youtube. It really is fascinating when you look at it all with sociological spectacles on.
Imagine all the time, energy, the rescue services, money, supplies,
transport and people that were involved to save this guy from his
own macabre existence?
Dumb asses don't seem to think ahead. Every single year I hear about some mountain climber getting themselves stranded atop a mountain, freeze to death, rescue workers die, sometimes helicopters crash into the mountain, and then the "news" is all like "poor climber." UnbeFUCKINGlievable.
Is it any wonder this elite crowd is intent on exterminating us?
No. But if they were good psychopaths they would exterminate themselves too. I've lost all sympathy for the human kingdom, I now refer to it as the human 'condition' instead. Sure, maybe my perception is off, but I don't care that is my conclusion.
Okay. Time for a new one:
Nothing you can possibly do will prepare you for this next video clip, if you've never seen it before. NOTHING.
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Re: Random Humor
tgII on Wed 30 Dec 2009 - 9:00
A scaffold coupling machined out of steel with a stopper in the middle
with two large holes on either end to secure it in place with pins in the
scaffold is that guy's "5,000 year old flute handed down to him from his
ancestors."
Wasn't Hurricane Katrina a few years ago suppose to have taken those
people out?
with two large holes on either end to secure it in place with pins in the
scaffold is that guy's "5,000 year old flute handed down to him from his
ancestors."
Wasn't Hurricane Katrina a few years ago suppose to have taken those
people out?
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Re: Random Humor
Kapis on Wed 30 Dec 2009 - 17:16
CARLOS ESTEVEZ - Looks like hes in the relationship soup again with a christmas eve spat that had him "allegedly" taking a blade to his partner, the legal clowns are rubbing their hands with christmas joy
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/charlie-sheens-wife-brooke-mueller-hires-yale-galanter/story?id=9448584
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/charlie-sheens-wife-brooke-mueller-hires-yale-galanter/story?id=9448584
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quicksilvercrescendo on Wed 30 Dec 2009 - 18:12
Yes...two felonies and a misdemeanor count against 'ol Chuckie Sheen.
Now, in this picture, is he beaming on coke or tweaking on crank? You be the judge.
I loved it when Alex Jones chose Charlie Sheen to be his celebrity of truth and did the whole "20 minutes with the president" waste of time thing. I mean let's go after the morally and ethically bankrupt with someone who is also just as void of any real elevated quality.
Now, in this picture, is he beaming on coke or tweaking on crank? You be the judge.
I loved it when Alex Jones chose Charlie Sheen to be his celebrity of truth and did the whole "20 minutes with the president" waste of time thing. I mean let's go after the morally and ethically bankrupt with someone who is also just as void of any real elevated quality.
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Re: Random Humor
Kapis on Wed 30 Dec 2009 - 19:20
Now, in this picture, is he beaming on coke or tweaking on crank? You be the judge.
I was thinking that Ginger Lynn was just under the frame
who is also just as void of any real elevated quality.
Sums his emanation nicely
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Re: Random Humor
Sputnik on Mon 4 Jan 2010 - 3:27
I KNEW HE WOULD DO IT BEFORE HE DID IT "must be some kind of magic"...
So far he deleted his entire Forum except for two categories: "what's new" & "magic"
http://www.redicecreations.com/mtsarforum/viewforum.php?f=1
I am pretty sure "Pluto"
will continue to reveal Guru Mtsar's preachings onto himself. Shit...look at this "Red Ice pic" looks like he got seriously elfstruck
..and who is this face of a woman in the background..???
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