Dark Humour

Black Humor (in the form of American hardcore music)

For none of these fuckers will ever know, what I think as I go. No... no not one last time. Not for me not for you. Not for what I find may scare me more than if I stayed blind. I've shot the pig. I've drawn the line. I've got my nine under my shirt. Don't worry you won't get hurt. In my head ring blood tones that make me feel less alone. Biting nails cleaning guns Biting nails cleaning guns. Now, we're forced to do extreme things, make some money and get the fuck out of there!

Bloodlet - Shoot The Pig

from the Seraphim Fall (album)

Gojira - Silliest Matter In The Universe

their on magic mushrooms im sure

Darn, really wanted to hear what Jimmy Carrs problems with women are but it's banned on the other side of the ocean.

Probably best not to hear it if a female
BUt you got better darker humour over there in the states , like putting scriptures on gunsights , then filming your soldiers delivering their "scriptured lIght" through the chemistry of fire and lead and poison and death
and then thar is dis

Kapis, that's a pretty fucked up cartoon; contrast that
to David Icke's recent release:

http://www.davidicke.com/headlines/36777-david-icke-message-for-the-uniforms-and-the-dark-suits-

Prepare to obey me right now

The Daleks started that line TG ... its getting out of hand these law enforcers , hollywood scripts are taking over from sense

The guy in the car didn't deserve that (deserves got nothing to
do with it, I know) and was clearly in the right.

My question is, if people know this is coming why would they go
out of their way to stand if front of these revenue agents dressed
like Darth Vaders?

I think flames recently posted a good example as to why... "why would they go
out of their way to stand if front of these revenue agents dressed
like Darth Vaders?"
They've just got to keep trying to break the plywood with their heads...my head hurts as well

Bloody fucking Brits:

Whoever put this 'dark humor' thread up deserves to be
knighted by the Queen.

The best scene in the movie with the Mel Gibson in the
Patriot is this scene:

Get my drift?

Re - The Garter Melocrapatics

Early on whilst the prim and proper bbc narrator gives the "exoteric" history of the garter for the benefit of the viewing ignorant masses , notice how the emphasis is on "Romanticising"
This is how the masses have been whitewashed into perceiving the monarchy....romantically

Then is disclosed that only the garter and thistle orders of the uk ones is the sash put over the left shoulder

Theres a trail of slime on the carpet

Re- The patriot

Why is it that mel gibson seems to look natural when hes hacking bodies apart
Unfortunately Mels already been there an done it, in Braveheart
I have not seen the patriot and judging by that level of extreme violence i would not be watching it, but i have seen a trailer, and its a classic deja vu moment for Mel, its a scene where hes rallying the troops on a horse riding from left to right across the screen , his mannerisms and gestures are almost exact photocopy of the parallel braveheart scene , yeah great acting Mel

Is Gibson a closet Jesuit ?

Gibson has long been suffering from a problem of hyperactive machismo mixed with alcohol = Bjorn.

Not to mention his "horseshoe" kidney...

Re - The phone rants .........xxxxck bjorns pretty upset , guess i almost understand his level of frustration, a woman can do that to a man , as a man can do that to a woman , the trojan horse effect , the dark side of intimacy when the trust is broken

Re - Parky interview ....... if he wasnt famous and talking about Bjorn , his entity attachment, hed have 2 guys in white coats to the front and three coppers at his side and hed be in a straightjacket
But sometimes i quite like Mel , but hes really got to get a grip of that violent channeling , its going to rip the faith out of him

Speaking of the red coats, I just saw this one today.

He is a jesuit........................
he had a jesuit help him write the screenplay for his 14 stations of the cross of the christ.....or passion of the christ.


he also claims he had a supernatural event help him guide the creation of the movie

"Mel Gibson and Benedict Fitzgerald said that they read many accounts of Christ's passion for inspiration, including the devotional writings of Catholic mystics. A principal source is The Dolorous Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ[11] the meditations of the stigmatic German nun Anne Catherine Emmerich (1774–1824)"

A supernatural inspired Mel, maybe thats where he met bjorn , and now for something completly diferent