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Post  tgII on Sat 31 Dec 2011, 00:15

The real thing or the Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee type of martial
art performances?

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Re: Dark Humour

Post  tgII on Sat 31 Dec 2011, 00:25

Personally, I like the lighter side of Jackie Chan, much more of a
talented actor than the brooding Bruce Lee, although his skills
were probably better than Jackie Chan's martial arts.

Some of Jackie Chan's earlier movies are great, especially that
side kick with the haircut that looks like a bowl was put over
his head and all the exposed hair was cut off leaving a
mushroom-like appearance. That guy is hysterically funny. He
later went on to Hollywood where he starred in his own cop
television series - I think.

However, this is the humor thread, so perhaps a different thread
would be better to post them with any commentary?
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Post  KapitanScarlet on Mon 09 Apr 2012, 12:49

Is that a compact disc from 64 Very Happy , woah its been a utubepost easter orgasm day

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Re: Dark Humour

Post  KapitanScarlet on Fri 22 Jun 2012, 00:19

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Re: Dark Humour

Post  highnoon on Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:58


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Post  Sputnik on Fri 22 Jun 2012, 17:01

@Flames,

and all those who like to check out the Kung Fu Genre, here is a list of good movies:

Iron Monkey (my own favorite of Donnie Yen)
Once upon a time in China (Jet Li)
Once upon a time in China and America (Jet Li)
"Dr. Wai in 'The Scripture with No Words' (Jet Li)
Ying xiong aka HERO (very artistic cinematography)
Kiss of the Dragon (Jet Li)
Twin Warrior aka "Tai-Chi Master" (my own favorite of Jet Li)
Legend of the Red Dragon (Jet Li, and a cool little Kid)
The evil Cult (Jet Li)
Fong Sai-Yuk (Jet Li)
The Tuxedo (Jackie Chan)
Legend of the drunken Master (my own favorite of Jackie Chan)
Accidental Spy (Jackie Chan)
My Stunts (Jackie Chan)
Who am I (excellent & funny, Jackie Chan)
City Hunter (must see, Jackie Chan with his own epic signature tune)
Rush Hour II (Jackie Chan)
Mr. Nice Guy (Jacky Chan)
Shanghai Knights (Jackie Chan)
Shanghai noon (part two)
7 Samurai (legendary classic)

I had the pleasure to work on Jackie Chan's Film Set for Around the World in 80 Days (2004)
I was extremely impressed by him. A very nice person.
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Post  highnoon on Sat 23 Jun 2012, 03:40

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Post  KapitanScarlet on Thu 04 Oct 2012, 22:38

20 years later, Jay Leno still rides the bullshit golden carriage on the payslip of the corporate whore

It takes just 9 minutes of Bill Hicks time to put out material that eclipses the entire output of jay lens lifework facsmille scripts

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Post  tgII on Fri 05 Oct 2012, 01:39

Being outside of the US for more than twenty-two years and now after listening to this Bill Hicks
comedy on Jay Leno, I can see I haven't missed much.
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Re: Dark Humour

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Re: Dark Humour

Post  tgII on Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:14

Good one, the banality of it all.
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Re: Dark Humour

Post  KapitanScarlet on Fri 15 Feb 2013, 22:45

the arnie stuff in the middle is pretty crack up too (:



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Re: Dark Humour

Post  KapitanScarlet on Sun 12 May 2013, 02:04

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Re: Dark Humour

Post  KapitanScarlet on Tue 14 May 2013, 01:53

WILLIAM SHATNER = I HAVE NO EGO
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Post  KapitanScarlet on Mon 02 Sep 2013, 23:53

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Post  KapitanScarlet on Fri 20 Sep 2013, 00:11

quite good on eistein a no go etc Very Happy 

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Post  KapitanScarlet on Wed 25 Sep 2013, 00:58

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Post  highnoon on Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:09

the sex doll thing disturbs me because I dont find sex to be the best part of life. im not gonna claim total superiority over people who think with their dick. because i think with my brain in a way thats pretty shallow too just in a different way, what i mean by that is the 2 aspects of a relationship i like more than the sex is the heart connection, which could be from cuddling or holding hands. but i also value what my mate gives to me in a social approval sense. like when people see my GF what their thoughts are about me as her boyfriend.


A robot cannot give me either the heart connection or the ego validation.




the one time i saw a prostitute i couldnt get an erection.....because i loathed the working girl for taking 200 dollars from me. and i loathed how she made 200 dollars before me and made 200 after me. and i loathed how i had to work 2 days to give her my wages.

so i got 80 bucks back and paid 120 for a half erect condom BJ
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Post  KapitanScarlet on Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:54

so i got 80 bucks back
i was under the belief the money only went one way in these exchanges Very Happy 

yeah its a tough one, requiring intimacy and heart connection juxtaposed with rampant sexual urges being aroused and requiring attention in many mens psychological make up , the educated cultivated experience and disciplined desire being shadowed by ancient powerful psycho-sexual demons demanding satiation

i dont think anyone has the perfect answer, all are faced with forces that will not allow security in relating unless you brainwash yourself which is a perfectly viable state of being for many, im going of the ballpark here a little, but in my opinion there are 2 types of people that relate, the type that doesnt ask psychological questions about the other but just submerges these inquiries into their mind shadow , and essentially relates through daily doing cycles, ie never allowing themselves to stay in a situation where the psychological inquiry mist falls into the conversation , and must be encountered and dealt with, one day when the daily doings are not doing it for them, and the mind shadow is heavily fatigued with the weight its carrying, these types can explode in some emotional melt down with no rational explanation for whats been unleashed, but someone must get the blame for it , usually the partner with some stitched up irrational garble put forth as reason but failing all reasonable understanding
type 1 deals with reality occurences and denies the influence of the psyche in formulating and ambushing that reality , doing is the game , and there are plenty of doing partners out there to be getting on with , as one does not really need too much in common beyond the common doings , sexual doings being just another doing which just doesnt quite satisfy because the psychological mind shadow is so cluttered up with unresolved suppressed issues, keep on running is their motto

the other types are constantly drawn into psychological inquiry and consider the others motives etc as an ongoing concern in all their manifested or gesticulated connotations which in itself can lead to conversations and accusals about things that have not been confirmed in real fact as yet
type 2 deals with how the psyche can and does form their and others realitys and therefore is the most important subject of any discussion or before any doing can be carried out harmoniously, oh but when they have sex, its going to be so much sweeter with the cleared ad harmonious psyches , no place to hide is their motto

aaghh maybe a hooker is the future instead of the sex doll, all people are hookers that give and take money for their sexual services, mmm might b a good idea on many levels there Very Happy 
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Re: Dark Humour

Post  KapitanScarlet on Sat 12 Oct 2013, 01:02

this is the almost funnier one
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