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Re: Dark Humour

Post  KapitanScarlet on Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:39

This is the most notorious comedian in scotland and uk, the oxford tosser journalists dedicated a whole page of sunday newspaper calling for his banning
His current series now on channel 4...tremadol nights is the filthiest ever on tv , but it wont show on here outside of uk, so heres a really tame performance from him





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Post  KapitanScarlet on Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:57

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Re: Dark Humour

Post  Sputnik on Sun 01 May 2011, 11:18

Ancient Shamanism: kill this shit or it kills you!

(nah, lol Razz ) = BIG SHIT is incomprehensible,

DEAL WITH THE SHIT THAT CONCERNS YOU aka. "KNOW THY SHIT!"
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Post  KapitanScarlet on Mon 02 May 2011, 11:35

Das is GooooooooooooD shit mein Friend Razz

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Post  Sputnik on Wed 11 May 2011, 10:22

I love how the Hasidic newspaper edited Hillary Godham Clinton out of the picture. Wicked

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thecutline/20110509/ts_yblog_thecutline/wheres-hillary-hasidic-paper-breaks-the-rules-by-editing-her-out-of-white-house-photo

Hasidism believes in miracle workers...no really... lol!
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Post  KapitanScarlet on Wed 11 May 2011, 23:32

It wasnt just clinton, it was "wOmen" they also edited out that nameless counter terrorist
What sort of sophisticated race of cretins are these people in that they dont allow pics of females

But this is the actual bit i found real funny Very Happy
Hillary Clinton's expression, right hand clasped over her mouth in astonishment, is largely responsible for making the above photo iconic--and, to at least one newspaper, sexually suggestive.

not with any possible gesture hillyhun
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Post  KapitanScarlet on Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:29

Currently grabbing as much airtime as he can on the murdoch affair is uk politician Chris Bryant

Why he chasin down murdoch ? cause a few years ago, he bumped into Rebecca Brooks late one night at a party , Brooks sarcasted at him "Shouldnt you be up cruisin in Clappam Common " referencing his gayness and the famous gay xxxing area in London

But more eerily he has more than a passing resemblance in mannerisms and looks to TeflonTonyBlair

The comments below the vid say it all

Chris Bryant's record:

Voted for the illegal Iraq war.

Helped to cover up Blair's crimes by voting against any investigation into the illegal Iraq war.

Voted for ID cards and the Big Brother database.

Voted for all of Labour's other totalitarian police-state laws.

Source: "They Work For You" website.

And on expenses:

Fiddled £20,000 by "flipping" his 2nd home twice in two years, and claimed £92,415 in second home expenses alone.

Source: Daily Telegraph, 16 May, 2009.

Why are these Queer and straight Vermin allowed to run loose in Uk Government

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Post  KapitanScarlet on Sat 03 Sep 2011, 11:25

The Kittyhawk Glance and the seX-Files




Duchovny: I don't think you should be sued. She can slap you, or she can say, "Next time you touch me I'm going to get my brother" or "I'll sue you." I believe in warnings. What happened to the warning?

Playboy: Do you like pornography?

Duchovny: I think pornography is fine. Without getting into a discussion about how it demeans women and all that shit, I like to watch other people fuck. That's the fun part--they're doing all the work. Something funny happened to me in Vancouver. At hotels in Canada you get full porn, unlike in America, where they cut out all the penetration and private parts, and you just get a shot of the guy from behind, which I don't need to see. When I watched porn, I'd rent three tapes and do reconnaissance work first--I'd fast-forward to see what caught my eye and then I'd catalog it. Then I'd make my choices and go back and watch. But you can't do that in a hotel because the movie won't play again for another eight hours. So if you're masturbating and not just watching, you have to make a decision fast. I had to change my porn-watching habits and commit early. In Vancouver I learned that beyond the initial commitment to the scene where I wanted to get off, I had no control over the moment I got off. Once you go over that edge to an orgasm, you can't pull back. So you give over and then you're at the mercy of the cuts--and all of a sudden you're looking at a guy's sweaty ass and you’re coming, and then you're thinking, Oh my God, I'm questioning my sexuality, because that wasn't half bad. That's my porn story from Canada.

Playboy: Did you have favorite porn stars?

Duchovny: My big porn years were the late Eighties. It's like watching sports--it has eras. Was Marilyn Chambers better than Ona Zee? Who knows? The names that will forever be in my pornographic heart are Alicia Monet, Alicia Rio, Amber Lynn, Ginger Lynn. You know how the moviegoing public likes to see Tom Cruise--they like to have a known quantity out there. I was the same way with porn. I was like, "Who's that nobody? I'm not sure she's good." Alicia Monet was my favorite. If anything good can happen from this interview, it's that Alicia Monet would contact me and we could have lunch. God, if she only knew how many lonely periods she got me through. I don't think porn stars know how weirdly important they are in people's lives.

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Re: Dark Humour

Post  tgII on Mon 05 Sep 2011, 06:01

Flames, your programing is complete.

In 1947 Guy Banister - yeah, that's right, the same Guy Banister
involved in the Kennedy hit - at the time was assigned to Butte,
Montana in charge of the western states as the FBI's Special Agent.

One of the most significant UFO sightings that kicked off the entire
UFO mind fuck, was the sighting and crash of a UFO in Washington
state known as the Maury Island incident. Harold A. Dahl witnessed
a 'UFO' crash near him which threw all kinds of Nazi, sorry, I mean,
'UFO' debris all over the place including inside his boat. The crash
almost killed his son and fucked up his boat.

After the crash, Dahl, who worked harbor security, called his supervisor,
a guy by the name of Fred Lee Crisman. As it turns out, Crisman has a
suspicious background, I mean, like what are the fucking chances of that
happening: Crisman involved with the OSS and American intelligence?

So Bannister, being tasked with the investigation, heads out to Puget
Sound to check the reports out, and then after later arriving back in
Butte, fires off some telexes with his initials attached "WGB." All these
telexes were pertaining to the UFO phenomenon, as well as other matters
all designated as "Security Matter - X", or simply as "SM-X", the origin as
is suspected are the 'X-Files.'

Good one, Flames.

And then the two Air Force intelligence officers who flew out of Hamilton
Air Strip in California, were directed to Washington to pick up a box of junk
metal debris that came off the 'UFO' that crashed and take this box of
goodies back to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio. This is where Nazi
scientists were when they were imported in the United States under Operation
Paperclip.

The two pilots flying their B-25 never made it to Wright-Patterson. The plane
crashed on the way and they were killed.

X-files.
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Post  tgII on Tue 06 Sep 2011, 01:05

Technology...what a supremely fucked up world it is veering off in to...

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Re: Dark Humour

Post  KapitanScarlet on Fri 30 Dec 2011, 21:51

THERE ARE 10 MILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS ALLOWS THEM TO LIVE Very Happy

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Post  tgII on Fri 30 Dec 2011, 23:48

At the end of the video ad Chuck Norris asks: "What's your game?"

My game? My game is to laugh. So, what's your cut Chuck? And the
only memory I have of Chuck is when Bruce Lee ripped out a few of
his chest hairs; damn, that must have hurt?! Pull even just one of
mine and that is damn painful.

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